What’s this all about?

Short and snappy music reviews. New songs added most days. Archives of past reviews for your reading pleasure.

What’s with the site name?

The average pop song is 3:53 in length. You could spend that time baking cookies, frolicking in a meadow or not listening to U2.

Do you hate music or something?

I love music. That’s why I’m tough. No one should have to accept the existence of fake rockers, mediocre crooners or Shakira.

How do you choose what to review?

Songs are usually sent to me by GFM or The Underground. I did ask for less K-pop, but other than that it’s out of my hands.

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